didn't catch me falling (falling, falling)

I have a stack of 2005 Cosmos in my closet because of today's new thing.

I was thinking about all of their sex tips, and how they must not have new ones, really, in every issue - so I went to the library and asked if they had a back catalog. They did - five years worth of it. I followed the woman back and she gave me 2005s, which she was going to throw away to make room for 2009.

I think I'm going to make a John Nash-esque collage, writing with red and blue pens where the sex tips double up. I'll put it on my wall until people make too many lewd comments or something.

I love when new things lead to other new things.